dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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