Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize