She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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