Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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