Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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