at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm so fucking centered right now
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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