You just made me feel so damn special
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
either way he was missing a nipple.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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