Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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