I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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