just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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