so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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