why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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