So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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