Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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