I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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