You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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