You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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