If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
There r osticjed everywhere
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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