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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Hippo gnu deer
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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