Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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