is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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