I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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