Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Dicks are not precious.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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