He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
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