Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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