Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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