Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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