It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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