Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
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I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize