I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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