Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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