Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he fucked my hip out of place.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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