Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
as a side note pls kill me
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