How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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