Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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