If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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