Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Small penises have feelings too.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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