he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?