i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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