STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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