I love having hate sex.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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