There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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