I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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