She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We're too hungover to prance.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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