So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
