"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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