The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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