yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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