420 ftw
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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