Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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