she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
birth control should be required to get into college
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
