just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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