just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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