Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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