So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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