Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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