i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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