she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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